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April 17, 2014 9:30 pm
anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

anus:

awh there’s a ladybug on my screen

(via pizza)

9:08 pm 9:08 pm
seliphra:

trillgamesh:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Remember how everyone thought it was so ridiculous and uneducated of Tumblr users to think that those people were Nazis and now it looks like they might very well be nazis, amazing

I mentioned this to my mom and she looked sad and said ‘Here we go again…’

seliphra:

trillgamesh:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Remember how everyone thought it was so ridiculous and uneducated of Tumblr users to think that those people were Nazis and now it looks like they might very well be nazis, amazing

I mentioned this to my mom and she looked sad and said ‘Here we go again…’

(via perksofbeingwhovian)

5:59 pm
dr-mango:

There’s cool, then there’s Godzilla riding a ATV cool.

dr-mango:

There’s cool, then there’s Godzilla riding a ATV cool.

1:20 pm
cracked:

"Who watches the watchmen?" asked some faceshield-less sitting duck.
5 Recent Trends That Make It Hard to Trust Police (Part 2)

#4. They’re Using SWAT Tactics for Everything Now
Imagine the surprise and eventual horror 72-year-old Aaron Awtry of Baltimore County, Maryland, must have felt when a SWAT team started breaking down his door… Actually, the part where the police showed up wasn’t unusual at all. His home had been “raided” several times because of illegal gambling. The difference is that, in those previous public safety missions, the police just knocked on Awtry’s door, waited for an answer, and gave everyone $100 tickets.

Read More

cracked:

"Who watches the watchmen?" asked some faceshield-less sitting duck.

5 Recent Trends That Make It Hard to Trust Police (Part 2)

#4. They’re Using SWAT Tactics for Everything Now

Imagine the surprise and eventual horror 72-year-old Aaron Awtry of Baltimore County, Maryland, must have felt when a SWAT team started breaking down his door… Actually, the part where the police showed up wasn’t unusual at all. His home had been “raided” several times because of illegal gambling. The difference is that, in those previous public safety missions, the police just knocked on Awtry’s door, waited for an answer, and gave everyone $100 tickets.

Read More

1:11 pm 1:08 pm
cracked:

"Who watches the watchmen?" asked some faceshield-less sitting duck.
5 Recent Trends That Make It Hard to Trust Police (Part 2)

#4. They’re Using SWAT Tactics for Everything Now
Imagine the surprise and eventual horror 72-year-old Aaron Awtry of Baltimore County, Maryland, must have felt when a SWAT team started breaking down his door… Actually, the part where the police showed up wasn’t unusual at all. His home had been “raided” several times because of illegal gambling. The difference is that, in those previous public safety missions, the police just knocked on Awtry’s door, waited for an answer, and gave everyone $100 tickets.

Read More

cracked:

"Who watches the watchmen?" asked some faceshield-less sitting duck.

5 Recent Trends That Make It Hard to Trust Police (Part 2)

#4. They’re Using SWAT Tactics for Everything Now

Imagine the surprise and eventual horror 72-year-old Aaron Awtry of Baltimore County, Maryland, must have felt when a SWAT team started breaking down his door… Actually, the part where the police showed up wasn’t unusual at all. His home had been “raided” several times because of illegal gambling. The difference is that, in those previous public safety missions, the police just knocked on Awtry’s door, waited for an answer, and gave everyone $100 tickets.

Read More

April 16, 2014 4:37 pm April 15, 2014 11:36 pm

twotibsawhisker:

'hey, we're bees' is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation

(Source: fuckyeah1990s, via swarnpert)

11:35 pm